James Seymour
Hello, my name is James Seymour, and I apologise for the slightly sleepy-eyed expression in the picture. I agree that I may need a haircut, but I am wearing quite a nice hat so I hope that mitigates the problematic hair. I’m an artist and "performance poet" based in and around Lancashire, and someday, to paraphrase Douglas Adams, I hope to have a clue about “life, the universe and everything.” Or, at the very least, how to make the perfect sandwich.
Happy Valentine's Day schmucks!!
Happy Valentine's Day schmucks!!